Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

Total Time: 30 mins Preparation Time: 30 mins

Ingredients

• Servings: 1
• 1 cup water
• 1 teaspoon baking soda
• 1 cup sugar
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1 cup brown sugar
• 4 large eggs
• 1 cup nuts
• 2 cups dried fruit
• 1 (750 ml) bottle tequila, jose cuervo

Recipe

• 1 sample the cuervo to check quality.
• 2 take a large bowl, check the cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,.
• 3 pour o ne level cup and drink.
• 4 turn on the electric mixer.
• 5 beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
• 6 add one peastoon of sugar
• 7 beat again.
• 8 at this point it's best to make sure the cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
• 9 turn off the mixerer thingy.
• 10 break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
• 11 pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
• 12 mix on the turner .
• 13 if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a d rewscriver.
• 14 sample the cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
• 15 next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
• 16 who geeves a sheet.
• 17 check the jose cuervo.
• 18 add one table.
• 19 add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
• 20 whatever you can find.
• 21 greash the oven.
• 22 turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
• 23 don't forget to beat off the turner.
• 24 finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the cose juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
• 25 cherry mistmas !